The Twelve Days of Dating

On the twelfth day of Christmas, online dating gave to me,

Twelve Lovestruck offers

Eleven random weirdos

Ten pointless coffees

Nine “thanks, but no thanks”

Eight people ghosting

Seven “don’t like children”

Six unread WhatsApp’s

Five catfishes

Four numbers blocked

Three dick pics

Two Bumble matches

And a sore thumb from constant swiping.

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