On the twelfth day of Christmas, online dating gave to me,
Twelve Lovestruck offers
Eleven random weirdos
Ten pointless coffees
Nine “thanks, but no thanks”
Eight people ghosting
Seven “don’t like children”
Six unread WhatsApp’s
Five catfishes
Four numbers blocked
Three dick pics
Two Bumble matches
And a sore thumb from constant swiping.
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